Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching Serenity

Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching Serenity

10. Channelling a year's worth of pent up sexual energy into your trigger finger means you'll fire true and live.
9. Punching someone in the throat is more effective than running them through with a sword.
8. When gettin' bizzay on the ship, make sure the hatch above your head is closed.
7. When a beautiful woman has a gun pointed at the back of your head and asks if you know what the definition of a hero is, your best option is to faint.
6. When an annoying commercial for oaty bars comes on, run.
5. No matter what anyone tells you, bring the grenades.
4. If you can't do anything smart, do something right.
3. When a very expensive call-girl says "That's not incense": duck!
2. Never ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine.
And the Number One Thing I Learned From Watching Serenity is:
1. When avoiding Reavers in an open-air vehicle, keep your mouth closed.